Saturday, 21 July 2007
did they hear our cry
It needs to dominate summer more than 'Umbrella' ...
Is it really directed By RiRi herself?
Can we hope and pray this is the european second single!?
Normal service resumes
Seeing as how the Prince review got bumped for Girl's Aloud and the last days posts have been centred around them its time to look ahead to the other musical outpourings of the day,
'Sexy! No No No... Lyrics?
no chance of holding
hoping that nothing ever blows no no (yeh yeh)
boy did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walkin me home no no (x2)
didya tell him no no no
give him kisses no no no
whisper honey no no no
your delicious hell no
were u dancing no no no
sweet as toffee no no no
didya gets his number no no no
get him up for coffee hell yeh (x2)
i cant deny no way my duh duh dirty mind is saying lover come and get me
but for a while ive got that duh duh dirty style and ive discovered that its sexy sexy
but you knock knock knocking again boy
im feeling good enough gonna keep u waiting
knock knock knocking again boy
get your sugar rush and do a little chasing
from top to bottom im a woman sunshine
aint no damn reason youll be leavin my side
ill give u nothing till u show me somthing
cos damn good lovins what im really wanting
*I think this is accurate comments if its not please folks
Saturday Review: 'Sexy! No No No...'
(To get your *illegal* copy, to use before you buy it officially on Sept 3rd, check the post below)
Friday, 20 July 2007
A new sound
If u want to hear a new song... before u go and buy it in the shops to support one of the UK's best pop acts ... then click here.
Its by Girl's aloud.
Its pointless writng anything here because you've all gone to listen aint ya...
and my winner is...
Jamelia, 'Beware of the Dog'
Dragging this out all week has finally payed off as my blog has reached a hundred views on average a day! hurrah for hyperbole. By now you all should've work out I'm supporting Jamelia.
If all this anticipation has u wetting yourself then here is the winning video...
I'd give this lady £20 because... as she sung on her first single shes all about the money and needs to be a bigger superstar than recent sales would suggest. oh lets get retro.
I had Jamelia's album for a while and didn't listen to it. So in January i discovered 'Beware of the Dog' and its still a great track that should've been number one longer than that wannabe with an unhealthy fetish for her 'Umbrella'. Jamelia has never been my favourite popstar but after the lacklustre acclaim for her recent album, which i had by then discovered to be one of my favourites along with the shoddy treatment from Parlophone I'm now championing this underdog.
popstarz the rivals
Wolf and Mika- courtesy of Perez.
"Mika is a twat [...] and what I meant was Please lets put an end to over marketed, expensive heartless tacky rubbish, autotune, airbrush, should i market myself to look OUTRAGEOUS and kooky or would it be easier if I sold records by playing safe and serene and for the family to save more record sales. Cliff Richard. Enrique Iglesias. mutton dressed as lamb."
If this was a comment regarding sexuality...
that one chooses to acknowledge the queer diversity of their love life -wolf
and one chooses to keep mum- mika
then yes maybe Mika appears to be more marketed to capitalise on an audience with no desire to have sexual topics thrust upon them when all they want to do is listen to pop.
However, I find both guys to be annoyingly marketed to ramp up their quirkiness... they are after all both an act, with fashions and opinions and lyrics designed to get us all talking- and then maybe even buying and listening.
I don't think Mika can really be accused of playing safe and serene, its nothing so clear cut. It's more like Mika's tightrope walking along both sides trying to satisfy mums and kids and retain some sexual quirky allure...both sides of which i feel are too heavily self aware.
I'm also not sure of the other references to other popstars...and so from one incoherent ramble to another... adieu.
Round Two- Mika
for so far being less of an opportunistic diva and not replying
Dugfly
Blog envy...
£10 for Winehouse
not that Winehouse also doesn't have a great voice. but its just not my cup of tea. but i am willing to acknowledge from the shortlist this one deserves 2nd position.
ape that butch
Im having mixed feelings about Cazwell. I liked some of his records and while they'e quite dancey i thort he was gonna be pseudo legitmate queer hiphop star. but seeing his videos hes much more of a club boy with an act... and whereas his friends drag it up he apes the butch.
how far can u shoot one of those?
Shiny Toy Gun's, 'Don't Cry Out'
Not my favourite song from there album, ladies vocal grates on me a little, but listening to their music again fills a nice void till something good this way comes...
Thursday, 19 July 2007
The song that should have won...
Dr's orders
Jack Savoretti, 'Dr. Frankenstein' Between the Minds
this is the most immediate song from his album and the one i feel for most... this live version is even sweeter...
pegging by numbers
So many guys clearly need a little encouragement to take it like a man, and so here comes Dragonette to do just that. This video starts fo so well but I can't help feeling some final pay off has been edited out? maybe thats just wishful thinking.
...and the fiver goes to...
Wednesday, 18 July 2007
Myspace to hypothesise
Siobhan and Sophie, much as I love them both, they are represented here by debut singles from great albums, thus the songs aren't even the best from each respective artiste never mind best song of the year... reluctantly null points
Luciana, looks promising but apart from popjustice pushing her music she fails to make an impact on me so far- well i live in japan so maybe shes famous/worthy back home! i don't know?...not looking good
Ronson, Harris and Nash... all leave me cold... cold i tell you (i do try and not post anything negative on here so should keep quiet on this... frigid menage et trois)
Booty Love, again i don't get over here, maybe in a club id be lapping it up but.. Japanese linedancers sadly haven't taken to them.
Robbie, its nice to support albums when they're underrated but after being overrated for so long Robbie's career stalling... isn't anything to use a protest vote for.
Roisin, on the other hand is worth it... but her song is new will i still love it this time next year... and will her album give us better songs... I'm holding out for more.
Check back soon to find out who I'd give £5 to...
Glory hole
Her first album is immense still to this day; this song... well it might be a grower.
..but it'll never be torn.
Tuesday, 17 July 2007
cheers m'dears electroqueers
in other news...
Dizzee Rascal's Maths & English
Jamie T's Panic Prevention
Klaxons' Myths of the Near Future
Maps' We Can Create
New Young Pony Club's Fantastic Playroom
Fionn Regan's The End of History
The View's Hats Off to the Buskers
Amy Winehouse's Back to Black
The Young Knives' Voices of Animals and Men
Im a bit annoyed i dont know any of them, of course i know the names of Arcitc Monkeys/ Dizzee Rascal and Amy Winehouse, but dont listen to their albums and the rest i haven't heard of. I was kinda hoping it'd be Patrick Wolf, Sia and Siobhan Donaghy.
everybody point at popjustice (and then click)
'Don't Give It Up'
'Foundations'
'Overpowered'
'She's Madonna'
'Shine'
'Something Kinda Oooh'
'Stop Me'
'Yeah Yeah'
Ri Ri
Retro Tuesday: Lene Marlin
Lene has also been making waves in Asia, and this video is for the bonus track...
taking our advice
Sunday, 15 July 2007
Still to come...in '07
Madonna, with Timberlake and Timbaland oh my, so the obvious question is: will she be the new Nelly? Is Madonna so transparent as to be hoping for a similar sound to Loose? Will it be out by xmas? wot wont she do to publicise this? is it divorce time?
Darren Hayes, This Delicate Thing We've made, Released 20/08/07 No doubt this double album will be great, but at 25 tracks will it be an early xmas present or too big to fit in our stocking?
Britney Spears: Apparently the first singles due the same week as The Aloud but will this project ever see the light of day? will she pick a good damn name for it? we all want this to succeed but in just a few years it seems pop has grown up and releasing a mediocre album with a few singles wont cut it this time B. who hasnt worked on this and who hasnt been stockpiling tracks waiting for this release. in the meantime check out this paen to Miss Spears... reintroducing Simon Curtis- Detox
Tristram Paddy Bitter
wolfwhistle
I love Patrick, but really to be honest i love him because of this one song...and video. This is probably as poppy as he will ever get, but if he ever gets bored of being so cleverly experimental hed make a brilliant pop-poster-boy...
Patrick on Mika...
"In a way, I find it slightly cowardly"Though Wolf bristles at labels, he readily admits to relationships with both men and women. “We’re living in more liberated times than we were 10 or 20 years ago, but it’s still very tough in many parts of the world. There are still kids being beaten up, committing suicide. In Egypt, if a boy kisses another boy, they get hanged. You make the choice whether you want to be a political artist or an entertainer, or somebody who’s very aware. Obviously, [Mika] belongs to a canon of musicians that are entertainers.”
One Good Turn
My blog has only had 3 comments so far... but number 3 was from Simon Curtis! so of course id sooner or later repay the favour and mention his great music some more...